How I Ended Up Creating a Taxonomy of Office Workers Based on Mating Behaviors
It started small enough – pointing out an observation to Mei over lunch in the school cafeteria. “Did you ever notice,” I began, waving a...
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Smart Trash Cans That Reject Your Garbage
Throwing away garbage used to be one of life’s effortless pleasures. Stuff goes in bag. Bag gets thrown outside. Never think about it again. Kids...
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The Great Double-Dipping Disaster: How I’m Being Mugged by My Own Entertainment
I was kicking back last Thursday night watching whatever Marvel trash Disney spat out that week when it hit me: how did we get here?...
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The Experiment That Proved My Memory Functions Like Selective Evolution
Disclaimer: This is a story about memory loss. But in a good way. I first became aware something was up around six months ago. I...
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Self-Improvement Books Ive Highlighted But Never Implemented
Highlighting a passage in a self-help book is satisfying in a very weird way. That satisfying swipe of neon across your favourite passage – oh...
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The AI Content Generator That Plagiarizes Better Than You
I discovered SentenceSmith seven months ago (not its real name, but similar enough that the company’s lawyers will definitely still find this and threaten to...
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Living With the Knowledge That Sound Is Just Air Getting Shoved Around
It began when I was seven years old and found my father’s college physics textbook. Inside was a picture of sound waves being depicted as...
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The Excruciating Art of Standing in the ‘Express’ Checkout Line
I was on my way to Fairway Market yesterday when I knew I had no chance of escape: There she was, The Express Lane Dilemma....
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Websites That Ask For Cookie Consent With 57 Popup Windows
Yesterday was one of those days where I screamed into a pillow. Actually, I didn’t scream into a pillow – I stared angrily at my...
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The Innovative Food Delivery Robot That Blocks Sidewalks
Last Tuesday I was walking home from the shops when I nearly tripped over something on wheels. It looked vaguely like a cooler bag on...
