The Day I Realized My Body Is Fighting a Constant War Against Gravity
I was waiting in line at the coffee shop yesterday morning when it dawned on me. My legs were tired, my shoulders felt squished, and...
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When Your ‘Intelligent’ Devices Outwit You
I didn’t plan on living in the future. One smart device at a time, piece by piece, I found myself arguing with appliances before my...
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Tech Support Scripts That Never Address Your Problem
I didn’t want to call tech support yesterday. Honest to God, I didn’t. But my printer started flashing lights at me that I’d never seen...
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Living With the Knowledge That My Cells Dont Know Theyre Part of Me
I realized I was having a problem sometime between hours three and four of watching cells divide under my hacked-together microscope. I was conducting an...
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Why Ive Started Measuring Conversations in Information Density
For the past month or so, I’ve been living and—let’s be honest—loving by a new system. This system redefines my entire existence around information density....
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What Happened When I Tried to Calculate the Butterfly Effect of My Sneezes
It began as an ordinary Tuesday morning until I sneezed and sent my coffee mug flying across the table. Now, it wasn’t the greatest sneeze...
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I Blame Bluey for My Children’s Unrealistic Expectations of My Parenting Abilities
Yesterday afternoon I was hiding behind the couch at 3: 47PM, sneakily eating a chocolate biscuit whilst my four-year-old pottered around the living room chanting...
