Tiny Rages - Page 5 of 6 - The misadventures of a middle aged misanthrope

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    Why I Started Explaining Human Behavior Using Game Theory

    It started with a burrito. Josh, my MIT dorm roommate, and I were having one of those midnight disagreements that all MIT students are familiar...

    It started with a burrito. Josh, my MIT dorm roommate, and I were having one of those midnight disagreements that all MIT students are familiar with—one of us hungry, the other possessing the last item in our shared mini fridge. Both of us had been studying all day; neither of us were prepared to lose...
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    What Terraforming Mars Taught Me About Fixing My Bedroom

    I think the first time I ever paid attention to resource management was when my buddy Josh coaxed me into playing Terraforming Mars one night...

    I think the first time I ever paid attention to resource management was when my buddy Josh coaxed me into playing Terraforming Mars one night during our bi-weekly “games that let you feel intellectually superior to others” session. When he picked me up five hours later (courtesy of his), I was surrounded by plastic trees...
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    Home Delivery Hiccups: The Comical Misadventures of Package Pursuits

    I miss waiting for deliveries. I mean aged like fine wine type waiting. The only times that I really looked forward to receiving a package...

    I miss waiting for deliveries. I mean aged like fine wine type waiting. The only times that I really looked forward to receiving a package were on my birthday and every other year when my aunt would send me a fruit-of-the-month basket. Now I have boxes lining my front porch like they’re part of the...
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    Coffee Shop WiFi Woes: The Battle for a Signal

    Not too long ago coffee shops were simple: get caffeine for the sleep-deprived. You walked into a cafe, ordered an espresso beverage, read the newspaper,...

    Not too long ago coffee shops were simple: get caffeine for the sleep-deprived. You walked into a cafe, ordered an espresso beverage, read the newspaper, and left the cafe more awake than you were when you came. These days? Coffee shops have evolved into free coworking spaces or glorified hostels eager and ready to cater...
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    I Tried Thinking Four-Dimensionally and Now Cant Find My Keys

    This experiment started out as innocent enough. I was reading a paper from the Journal of Theoretical Physics titled “The continuity of spacetime manifolds as...

    This experiment started out as innocent enough. I was reading a paper from the Journal of Theoretical Physics titled “The continuity of spacetime manifolds as it relates to common objects.” Okay, physics was never my strong suit—I did get a PhD in molecular biology, after all. But the concept behind spacetime manifolds hooked me. If...
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    The Day I Realized My Headphones Are Just Domesticated Lightning

    Disclaimer: I may or may not have shocked myself in the process of this research. Please do not try any of the experiments discussed here...

    Disclaimer: I may or may not have shocked myself in the process of this research. Please do not try any of the experiments discussed here without a PhD in physics and excessive amounts of common sense. It started last Tuesday morning as I was separating my headphones. For the record, I don’t understand how they...
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    Pop-Up Purgatory: The Invasion of the Unstoppable Ads

    Nearly two minutes had gone by of incessantly clicking to find some arbitrary detail—Something I should have known but you tend to forget little things...

    Nearly two minutes had gone by of incessantly clicking to find some arbitrary detail—Something I should have known but you tend to forget little things like that—when it happened. I was “researching” ancient Mesopotamia’s irrigation techniques, in the middle of a sentence. Suddenly, my screen was engulfed in darkness and blasted with an obnoxious popup...
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    The Experiment That Proved My Refrigerator Has Its Own Climate Zones

    It started with strawberries. Perfectly innocent strawberries. Fluffy, temptingly pint-sized strawberries that would rot inexplicably before their time in my refrigerator’s bottom drawer. Even when...

    It started with strawberries. Perfectly innocent strawberries. Fluffy, temptingly pint-sized strawberries that would rot inexplicably before their time in my refrigerator’s bottom drawer. Even when I was diligent about rotating my berries – moving the ones from the store to the drawer’s back, as you’re supposed to do – those babies just sat there mocking...
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    Keyboard Crusades: Battling Trolls and Virtue Signalers Online

    On Tuesday, I decided to comment on a news article. Nothing crazy – just gave my opinion on a local project that seemed absurdly expensive....

    On Tuesday, I decided to comment on a news article. Nothing crazy – just gave my opinion on a local project that seemed absurdly expensive. Seventeen minutes later, I was called a fascist, a comunist, an enemy of progress, and… my personal favorite, “boomer with keyboard diarreah,” by somebody named “TruthWarrior426.” Allow me to welcome...
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    What Symbiotic Relationships Taught Me About Marriage

    It began innocently enough with one of those Wikipedia wormholes you tend to stumble down late at night. You know, the ones that start innocently...

    It began innocently enough with one of those Wikipedia wormholes you tend to stumble down late at night. You know, the ones that start innocently enough–say “how to fix a leaky faucet”–and two hours later you find yourself down the rabbit hole of “antarctic ice worm evolution.” Well, somewhere between rust prevention methods and ice...
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